A Goose on the Loose
June 11, 2026 at 1:50:03 AM
Where did u find me homeboy:
FUCK YOU JUDAS!!1!11!
DONT EVEN CHAT TO ME YOU HUNCHED SHRIMP, LEON BELMONT HAS ONE OF THE WORST AND I MEAN THE WORST BOBS IN GAME/ANIME HISTORY. HE BRINGS SHAME ON TO MY GIRLFRIEND LADY'S NAME FROM DEVIL MAY CRY. I WILL SPEAK MY TRUTH: LEON BELMONT IS ONE OF THE WORST BELMONTS IN BELMONT HISTORY, I WILL FOREVER DIE ON THIS HILL!!! YOU WILL BE HOGTIED OVER A FIRE FOR INSULTING MY DEAR TREVOR WITH THAT EXCUSSSSSSSSSSSEEE OF A BELMONT. I WILL CHINESE WATERBOARD YOU AND THEN TIE YOU TO THE END OF MY CAR WHILE I DRAG YOU ACROSS THE ROAD. YOU WILL BE TURNED INTO RED CRAYONS

Replied on: June 11, 2026 at 1:50:48 AM
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.